I’ve been a huge fan of Midnight Pals, even way back when we were all still hanging out on twitter, before Musk bought it and x’d it out from existence. Always hilarious, with lots of horror in jokes that I loved so much. Where I would be like “Hey! I got that joke! I know that reference!” and laughed even harder.
I never, in a million years, dreamt they would cover something of mine. And yet, not only did they do it, but it was HYSTERICAL. I laughed so hard! Here, go and read it, this made my day and I hope i will make yours, too
@midnight_pals on X
Jessup: so this family moves in
Jessup: but who’s more messed up? the family or the house?
Jessup: the dad previously made a documentary where he buried his daughter alive in a coffin
Jessup: kinda fucked up
Shelley: i could take it
Jessup: yeah well we’re not all you, mary
Jessup: but who’s more messed up? the family or the house?
Jessup: the dad previously made a documentary where he buried his daughter alive in a coffin
Jessup: kinda fucked up
Shelley: i could take it
Jessup: yeah well we’re not all you, mary
The Midnight Society (@midnightpals.bsky.social)
Paul Jessup: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the glass house
Jessup: and this house?
Jessup: let me tell you
Jessup: it is
Jessup: so hot
Jessup: you will want to fuck this house
King:
King: uh
Barker: shut up steve let’s see where this goes
Jessup: and this house?
Jessup: let me tell you
Jessup: it is
Jessup: so hot
Jessup: you will want to fuck this house
King:
King: uh
Barker: shut up steve let’s see where this goes