Gothic Magical Realism?

I’m trying to find a phrase for a kind of book I love to read, and the kind of stuff I like most when I write it. It’s surreal, very surreal usually. It uses a magical realism approach to reality and to genre (no world building!). And it is usually modern day, with a very gothic/weird approach. A way of seeing the world as haunted, which sort of reflects the magical realism aesthetic.

Karen Russell, Kelly Link, Shirley Jackson, Crowley’s Little Big, M. Rickert’s amazing short fiction, some of Jeffery Ford’s work (Night Whiskey), a lot of the stories that used to be in Fantasy Magazine, Best American Fantasy, stuff like that. It’s also usually literary, with little plot, and experimental.

Maybe Weird shit will just have to do.

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The crux of the weird writer

I’m talking about a specific kind of weird writer here- the one who straddles the borderline between literary and genre fiction. There are quite a few of us out there- those who fit into neither camp, but write in some kind of borderland world, never crossing over fully into one reality or the other.

The writing is usually of highly poetic quality, the plots are usually called plotless by regular genre fans (and their narrow view of what constitutes as plot- mangled by thoughtless movies over the years) and the characters are not just plain cardboard archetypes, but living breathing creatures that exist beyond the page. There are references to literature, to genre books from the past, as well as experimentation abounding and rules breaking and all that fun stuff.

Part of me wonders why– why do we do it? It’s not like this stuff is hot genre material, and it’s not like most of the literary tradition scoffs at the idea of anything fantastical at all. It’s not easy living between two worlds, it’s a difficult road with few pleasures. But I guess those pleasures are worth it- your name can lasting longer, your ideas burn brighter. When you get fans you get OMG YOU ARE AWESOME fans for life kind.

And you get to write what you want. I think that’s the most important- us weird writers, writing modern day surreal/magical realist style stories with poetic voices- we don’t write to sell, we don’t write for popularity or for formulaic success. We write what we love. And that can be important, more important than all the rest.

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Coffinmouth: Next Issue: Five Cents a Word

So there ya go. For the next issue of Coffinmouth I plan on paying five cents a word OR one scream. You chose.

There is no theme for the next issue, just make it different for fuck’s sake. Break open my brain with a hammer.

Check out the old issue:
http://coffinmouth.wordpress.com

Submit Here

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A bit of something I’m working on…

A kick to the face and his head slammed on waste grown ground, and Mack was coughing up dirt and blood and now he thinks fuck, not again. He was out in the wastes cupping around for something good, something nice to keep the hours away again, when the squatters came and bootjacked him. He had just unspooned a bit of shiny too, a memory, a firmament in a globe to while away the loss and lonely hours. This memory seemed to be a sweet one, one that could grow and flower in his soul mines and keep his spirit in a fresh and summer state.

-Ey, look at this pint. Hey pint, you hear me? Shut up and show us your stuff.

-Yeah pint, come on, what you swiping? Give it to us or we’ll take out our ghosts and you’ll be a begging for a mercy killing.

Mack didn’t want to fight back, he hated fighting back, using his own ghosts cut a lot out of him, it did. But he guessed he didn’t have a choice, not now, not when the center sun had gone black with night and the heat pipes shut down for the cooling hours. He didn’t have more than a dim amber flicker to see them by, and they could easily kick and punch and bite him down.

And if they released their own ghosts? He’d have no choice. A bucket of meat like this is nothing when a ghost is out to grab you.

They yank him up dustcoughing with globules spittling out, their hands on his neck and shaking him around. Ragdool he was now, all shandy boned and fingersplayed. He didn’t have the shunt in him to lack it out much longer. He had to let go, let ghost, only way he could survive this.

-Aw, hey lookie here, the pint’s found himself a love story.

-How cute! A widdle wuv stowie.

Laughter, corrosive, burning, hurting and blammering. One of the assailants flickered in the harvest low light, like his ghost was begging for a fight. The other turned dim and solid and dim again. Their ghosts were getting ready, almost ready now to get out and burn the air away with haunting howls.

-Come on, let’s cut him up with our haunts.

-Yeah, and trash his purty widdle memwy.

-Sounds about right, come on.

So Mack decided that was it, that was enough. He squished his spine down, his eyes slimming shut. His heart thudded and blundered about like a wounded animal about to lay down to a deathrest. His lips murmured something, the words a calling chant, bringing on the haunts that hung around him like spurned lovers. They fled out, unchained now from his body, his own spirit wrapping and warping them, forcing them into his still command. He used the mental images to control them, just like his Za taught him, oh way back in the yester ago. In a way and skill that only the Za had known, and had died into obscurity at the passing of the last of the kind.

Since he was truly trained that made Mack a ghost master, a haunt hilio, one of the last who could tame the spirits and have them sticky icky slick to his soul like butter on a bread. These other punks, they had no chance, no light of a fight that could even come close to it. Four against one? For a Za he still outnumbered them, yes, he did. Though he would pay for it in the morning, with skin all too tight and lips like dust and a tongue like a spine in his mouth.

The spirits lit and filtered the air, their swarming bodies like glinting metal fog as they took on shapes and forms and memories from another time, another when, back in the days when the Spiral first set out into the sky with dreams of being a last hope in the star sea.  There was Ossa the snake shaped and Fenn of the many breasts, and don’t forget Stone with his scythe and his body like mountains moving.  There was more, much more, and the meager spirits those jacks could scum out of their personal aether didn’t even hold a flickering candlebulb to these things.

Not with a proper Za controlling them.

Mack shut his ears and his eyes not wanting the screams and the visions of death to clutter up his memories again. Later tonight he would pray to the eyeless heart and pinch the seer some chains to get his thoughts of this whole thing wiped pure. That was how Mack dealt with these things, he let them go, he purged them out of his soul mines. Can’t let these moments shadow up his spirit and being. Had to keep himself clean, had to cleanse his own spirit to control these Others.

That was the way of the Za. Purity and focus and humbleness in the shape of all things.

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I have been Google Brained

I used to know a lot of crazy facts right off the top of my head. Used to, is the key word. I used to know a ton of stuff, just right there, right in my brain, BAM. Now? Not so much. I find myself saying, “I don’t know X off the top of my head” a lot. I need to search for names of actors, of movies, of books, etc, etc. Obscure phrases? Search.

I’ve been Google Brained. I rely on it for too much stuff and now my brain has suffered. Oh woe! Woe is me!  And yet…I can’t stop….

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Penguin is now self-publishing.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/nov/16/penguin-self-publishing?CMP=twt_gu

This is a bad day. A really bad day for authors.

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What should I write next?

Let’s have some fun!  I’ll let you guys decide what my next project will be. I mean, you know, sure, why not right?

So here are some ideas I’m kicking around->

Idea 1: Colonial Era Epic Fantasy
This one is just a sketchy idea so far. But it will involve a rugged, almost wild US, and approaching it in a very mythic/fantastical sense. There will be witches, shamans and warlocks casting spells, priests being able to heal. Different fantastical beasts live in the wild, uncharted areas. I picture this as a classic coupon gathering quest fantasy, with a party of four heroes, etc. But the location will be extremely unique and based on the US as it was at this time. Including a stop at Roanoke, etc. Not directly alt-history, there won’t be any big timeline change/diversion. Just approaching it in a mythic sense.

Idea 2: Steampunk Battle Royale
The poor and orphaned are being rounded up off the streets in London, and taken into a secret underground arena where they fight to the death for the amusement of rich nobility. Two main characters, a brother and sister, try and find each other, and help each other to survive. The arena is a large, undeground maze. A mess of tubes and deadly trap infested areas. Last one to survive wins and gets a ticket to fame and fortune.

Idea 3: Ice Age Fantasy
This is a mix of historical reality, anthropology, and speculative science about our past. Taking what we know now about Neanderthals and humans, and placing them in two warring camps in what is now France. The Neanderthals are called Jotuns by the humans, and the two are constantly fighting with each other. It will take the myth of ancient gods fighting wars with giants (both Norse and Greek mythology has this) and giving it a realistic, historical background. Magic will be there, but it will be based on actual anthropological studies of different tribal magical beliefs we know about from different Amazonian tribes, Native Americans, etc.

Idea 4: Depression Era Urban Fantasy
Dust bowls are being caused by vampires who come and ride the storms, devouring the land and the people who live there. Maddie is a survivor of one such attack, and she seeks out an old rainmaker who might just be more than what she seems. A vampire? Yes. But maybe also a bit demonic herself.


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Your revolution is over. Time to go home.

Awesome writer Tobias Buckell says some awesome stuff here-
http://www.tobiasbuckell.com/2011/11/08/self-publishing-doesnt-mean-you-have-to-be-a-raging-fuck-wad/

One thing hugely worth noting is that most self publishing evangelicals that are the “top dogs” are now in traditional contracts with someone publishing their books the old fashioned way. Sure, they may be doing it with Amazon, but it’s still standard publishing fare, and not some DIY revolution anymore.

Part of me has always wondered (and still do) about the motives behind a lot of the big-dogs in the self publishing world. It seems to me most of them will jump at the chance to go into a traditional deal, even while still frothing at the mouth when talking about the same industry they’ve just rejoined. I never thought of this group of people as DIY, or indie, or Punk, or anything like that.

They shell out money for editors and book covers, they talk always about sales, never about quality, or the love of the work. When they mention other authors, they always mention numbers, sales numbers, etc, and never about the love of it, or trying something new, or being brave or bold or whatever. People in the self publishing scene aren’t fans of each others works like DIY punk bands are fans of Fugazi or the Pixies or Sonic Youth or Pennywise or (etc, etc, etc).

So yeah, I won’t ever call you indie. Because I’ve worked with indie publishers, spoke at indie bookstores, and you my friends, are not indie. You don’t have the love of it.

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The New Mother

I’d read this story when I was nine, and it scared the hell out of me. Later, I would read the folk tale it’s based on (The Pear Drum), but then promptly forget about it for a decade or so.  But it must’ve been there, working on the back of my mind. Because when I re-read it now, I realized I stole some ideas from it for Glass Coffin Girls. Mainly, the ending of the short story Glass Coffin Girls and the ending for the story It Tasted like the Sea (which was reprinted in a few anthologies).  I won’t spoil it here, but if you read The Other Mother and then either of the other stories you should be able to spot the idea I re-used without even realizing it.

Also, is it just me, or is the scene in that where the urchin plays the drum and is dancing, and the man from the pub is behind her and playing the flute, and the dogs are following, doesn’t that feel like something from Lovecraft? Or The King in Yellow?

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the Nook versus the Kindle

Let’s take a step by step look…

Kindle Fire vs. Nook Tablet-
Caveat- I’m not a fan of using tablets as e-readers. But both of these have functionality that I find a bonus outside of reading, such as viewing movies, etc
Kindle Fire-
-pros-
Cheaper ($199 versus $250)
Has access to your Kindle Library
Has access to Amazon’s video streaming library
-cons-
Much Slower
No Netflix or Hulu
Screen isn’t as good quality

Nook Tablet
Note: this is not the Nook Color, which is the same price as the Kindle Fire, but lacking in any video support at all.
Pros:
Has Netflix and Hulu out of the box (huge pro in my book)
Supports B&N’s large library of books and have access to your personal Nook library
In store support
Faster processor
Better screen
Free tech support in person in a nearby store (no sending it away)
-cons-
Price

Winner: Nook Tablet hands down. The fifty dollar price tag is a little bit more, but what you get for it is well beyond worth it.

Kindle Touch vs. Nook Simple Touch
Note- this is what I prefer in an e-reader. I really enjoy e-ink and it’s near book quality, and it’s pretty much increased my reading time 100 fold. I’m not bringing the Kobo into this, but if you’re in Europe the Kobo far outstrips the Kindle Touch as well.

Kindle Touch
-pros-
Access to the Kindle Library
Access to the Kindle Lending Library
Read to me feature
-cons-
Price. For the $99 version you have to have ads blaring at you. To have it without ads, you have to pay 39$ more.
No epub support. This is actually a big deal in the age of Project Gutenberg and being able to buy books from Weightless Books.

The Nook Simple Touch
-pros-
Access to B&N’s huge library of books
99$ price tag with no gotcha’s. No ads, nothing.
-cons-
No access to Kindle’s Lending Library

And that’s about it.  The clear winner is the Nook Simple Reader, and what brings it up is the price point. The two go neck and neck until then, but the lack of ads for 99 bucks pushes it out ahead of the competition.

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