All those crazy XYZPUNK Genres
More! More! I’ve got a ton more sub-genres for you to drool over! That’s right, buys and gulls, this ain’t no one trick pony (or even a pretty trick, or pretty pony, one trickster, or something), I’ve got more punk than DreamPunk slid up my sleeve and hidden between the elbow holes-
MEMEPUNK
Novel consisting of delicately selected Twitter Memes!
ScreamPunk
EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME AHHHHH
SpleenPunk
Self explanatory, dontchathink?
ZinePunk
Um…which is a but redundant, but whatever
CreamPunk
No, not that you pervert! These are all alt-history stories involving Eric Clapton starting world war III
GleamPunk
Um. Shiny?
Yeah. That’s right. You want to write in these, dontcha? Of course you do. Cause it’s awesome.
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