The Inquisition of Johannes Cabal, Necromancer.

Here is the on going Inquisition of the Infamous Necromancer  Johannes Cabal…originally started here.

1. Did you or did you not procure the tomes Libellus Maleficarum and Hexanhammer from the local monasteries?

I’m sorry, but have we been introduced yet? My name is Johannes Cabal, while you, clearly, are an idiot.  Hello, idiot. The Hexanhammer is the less common name for the Malleus Maleficarum or “Hammer of Witchcraft,” the boundlessly amusing handbook for misogynist Catholics. The “Libellus Maleficarum” is unknown to me. Given that the name means “The Little Book of Evil-Doers,” I presume it is of the category of books specifically produced to provide mild diversion during defecation.

I have read the former text and regard it as egregiously inaccurate and scientifically indefensible. The latter I have no desire even to see. As for procuring them from local monasteries, there are no local monasteries. Not anymore.

2. Did you or did you not intend to use these books in order to pursue your congress, summoning and cavorting with foul unholy creatures, such as demons, devils, succubi and incubi?

I do not care for your tone at all. You would do well not to ascribe your own tawdry secret desires to others.

3. We have evidence, hard evidence of you having sexual congress with demons. Do you deny these accusations?

I would guess that this evidence is in the nature of a crude drawing rendered in wax crayon? I base this assumption on the art materials you are likely to have access to in whatever asylum you must return to after this interview.

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