All those crazy XYZPUNK Genres

More! More!  I’ve got a ton more sub-genres for you to drool over!  That’s right, buys and gulls, this ain’t no one trick pony (or even a pretty trick, or pretty pony, one trickster, or something), I’ve got more punk than DreamPunk slid up my sleeve and hidden between the elbow holes-

MEMEPUNK
Novel consisting of delicately selected Twitter Memes!

ScreamPunk
EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME AHHHHH

SpleenPunk
Self explanatory, dontchathink?

ZinePunk
Um…which is a but redundant, but whatever

CreamPunk
No, not that you pervert!  These are all alt-history stories involving Eric Clapton starting world war III

GleamPunk
Um. Shiny?

Yeah. That’s right. You want to write in these, dontcha?  Of course you do. Cause it’s awesome.