And is guest edited by the always amazing, Jonathan Wood. This one is based on the tarot, and has a short short by me in it called The Tower. Its kind of based on two cards at once, the tower and the moon. It’s got some great fiction by some other cool authors, so you really want to check it out.
http://behindthewainscot.com/?p=217
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Wonderful.
I love the door to the ocean.
I’m proud to finally share a TOC with you.
And happy birthday a little early, too! (if LJ isn’t lying to me
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I hear Jonathan Wood is so amazing, he leaps buildings in a single bound. The rest of us take at least two.
Well, except Paul. He just walks through the building entrance and out the back door. Smart bastard!
Yeah, leaping is for l0sers
Me personally? I wallcrawl. And swing upon webs of interconnected haiku.
I did not know of this great online publication until yesterday and I have to say the fiction as well as the list of contributing authors is impressive. I have two questions about the magazine:
1) How is the theme coordinated? Do you posted theme-specific submissions guidelines? For example: issue #15 is all based upon the Tarot and issue #11 is based simply upon ‘lists.’
2) When (if ever) is there an open submission period? If there is none, how do you obtain a super-secret-decoder-ring-of-fiction in order to participate in this prestigious cabal?
BTW, I enjoyed the Tower.
Leaping may have its faults, Paul, but someday you’ll enter a building that doesn’t have a back door, and THEN what will you do? Yup, that’s what I thought. Wait for the amazing Jonathan Wood to rotate the building with his super-strength.
Schuyler questions:
1. I think the themes are basically everyone involved getting together and throwing water balloons full of ideas around until one pops and makes a huge mess on the floor. That one wins. Some members have been known to thrown the balloons harder if it contains an idea they really, really like. But other members have been known to secretly switch which idea goes into which balloon. Sneaky bastards, every one of them!
2. Prestigous cabals normally require sacrifices to get in–things like severed ring fingers and percentages of souls and the memory of your first kiss. Sometimes other methods may be utilized, but they are difficult to discover. Heck, I guess I am in the cabal and still have no idea how I got in. I think somebody may have sold my soul for me. I hope they didn’t give it all away yet!
On a vaguely more serious note, make friends. Don’t make friends in an attempt to sneak into “top seekrit coolness”, but make friends because the people you are talking to are super cool people you want to be friends with. And maybe at some point they’ll see an interesting opportunity and think of you. Maybe at some point you’ll see an interesting opportunity and think of them. Whether something comes up or not, though, doesn’t matter because the coolest part is that you have a nifty friend to hang with. Hooray for nifty friends!
You can also write super awesome stuff and be published in super awesome places and get noticed by super awesome people looking for just the kind of thing you write.
Or you can buy out every magazine and institute your own secret theme issue policies (like: Every secret theme must include a banana in a fedora!).
It also helps to be able to leap buildings in a maximum of two bounds, swing on webs made of poetical material (haikus only suggested if interwoven for extra length), or be adept at entering and exiting doors in the correct order. Super strength is an extra bonus.
“Leaping may have its faults, Paul, but someday you’ll enter a building that doesn’t have a back door, and THEN what will you do? Yup, that’s what I thought. Wait for the amazing Jonathan Wood to rotate the building with his super-strength.”
PShaw. If I enter a building without a backdoor, I leave through a window.
That assumes the windows are the sort that can be opened. Which depends on the building. Although I suppose you could always practice throwing chairs through windows…
Chairs? Meh. I carry bricks on me for such an occasion.