Really sucky Transformers – They’re less than meets the eye

So, on my way to work this morning me and my wife brain stormed some of the stupidest two Transformers ever.  Emobot and  Raver Bot.  When Emobot transforms, he crumples into a ball crying and slashes his own tires.  When Raver bot transforms, he spends the night destroying towns and cities, because he loves dancing on houses.

Feel free to add your own stupid Transformers in the comments.


About pauljessup
Paul Jessup is a critically acclaimed writer of fantastical fiction. Published in many magazines, both offline and on, with two books published in 2009 (short novel, Open Your Eyes and the short story collection Glass Coffin Girls) and third book (Werewolves) to be published by Chronicle in 2010.

2 Responses to Really sucky Transformers – They’re less than meets the eye

  1. Wasn’t there another one, as well, that was too lazy to transform in the first place? I think Emobot was kind of born of that, so maybe we didn’t take that idea any further, but we should have done… ;)

    R.

  2. admin says:

    Hah! Slackerbot! His car stereo only plays grunge cassette tapes, and when asked to transform, he always says, “Later, man, later”

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